When people tell me they had a dream and I was in...
When I eat a huge meal:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.” Five minutes later: OMG story of my fucking life.
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other,...– Bertrand Russell (via pulcherrima-est-vitae)
When people say they're going to have a snack.
kaylabecknell: Them: Me: